Houka Ozu | MagiPink

[A. ACTION]

[It's close to midnight, and something evil is lurking in the dark~ Under the moonliiiiight you see a sight that almost stops your heart--

You try to scream~ But terror takes the sound before you make it~ You start to freeeeeze~ As horror looks you right between the eyes~ You're paralyyyyyzeeed~

... But wait!

Here comes MAAAAAAAGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC! It's the one who's gonna save you from the beast about to strike! You know it's maaagiiiiiic! Magic time! She's fighting, she'll save your life, it's magic time tonight!

Wherever you are, you might find yourself being attacked by evil grunts and monsters of all shapes and sizes - but fear not! Whether you've chosen to join in the battle or are cowering in fear, a hero in pink is here to chase away evil!]

HOLD IT!

Magician of the Wind, Legend MagiPink, is here! As long as I'm around, I won't let you hurt anyone, human or Pokemon! Get ready, Infersia!!

[The pink-clad warrior turns to you and gives what might be a familiar pose, then raises her staff to her enemies and gets down to business.]

[B. ACTION]

[On a much lighter note - Where are you today? Are you on a... date perhaps? Shopping? Enjoying your freedom to go wherever you want? Wherever you are, you might notice a suspicious looking pink post office box seemingly around every corner...

No, it couldn't be, right?

... Just to be sure... As you're about to turn the next corner, you stop! You turn around! Surely, the cursed pink thing wouldn't be there, for it should have gone around the corner to meet you!!

Wait... It's still here... But it's looking away...? ... What do?

A: ASSAULT THE POST BOX
B: CONFESS UNDYING LOVE TO THE POST BOX
C: ???
D: PROFIT
E: JAM YOUR MAIL IN]

[C. ACTION]

[STOP! HOLD IT! Are you a moderately to very attractive man at least twenty years of age? Are you single? ... Scratch that, do you look single? Fantastic! Whether you're a regular to Johto or today is your first day, have we got good news for you!]

Yoo~hooooo~! Hello theeeeere! I'm Houka~

[There is now a definitely attractive twenty-two year old girl attaching herself to your arm with stars in her eyes and a bright ol' smile on her face.]

You're not busy right now, are you? ♥

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